This was my work day...
Mar. 18th, 2007 05:54 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
litharrielAs many of you who've been hanging around for a while know, the lobby of my hotel is next door to a pub, which means I frequently have to deal with drunken patrons and terrible terrible karaoke blaring at me through the wall.... This is one of those stories...
(*after being away from the computer for a while*)
Calliope Melusine: (Sorry love... just had a conversation with a drunken Lituanian staying here :-|)
Aurey Zethmayr: (Oookay.......)
Calliope Melusine: (The people from the bar came and made sure he got a room because he wouldn't be right to drive, and he was trying to flirt with me... He seems to have decided I'm Jewish. *trying to keep a strait face*)
Aurey Zethmayr: (It's your luscious raven locks, love..../:) )
Calliope Melusine: :P I guess.
Aurey Zethmayr: Well, and how did you manage the poor goy....? :-|
Calliope Melusine: *snickers* I was polite, and told him that I had no Jewish blood that I was aware of, at which point he decided I was ashamed of it and tried to tell me I shouldn't be, and then he said he loved me, and I said that was very nice, but you loved me more, and he asked if you were a Jew, and I said, "No, he's Polish" and he said never to trust Lithuanians or Poles, and I said "Well, that puts you out of the running, dosn't it?" and then the bar people took him to his room.
Aurey Zethmayr: Oy vey.
Aurey Zethmayr: :-|
Calliope Melusine: LOL Quite :P:-*
Aurey Zethmayr: ....... :-*
Aurey Zethmayr: Well, I might be a bit Jewish, you know...... :-|
Aurey Zethmayr: But I look it even less than you do. :P
Calliope Melusine: Possibly, but if I'd said that he'd just decide that I was really a Jew and lying about it. Which I wouldn't have a problem with aside from it not being true... Rather like when someone comes and says that you're a duck when you're not...
Aurey Zethmayr: I hate it when people say that.
Calliope Melusine: Exarctly :-|
Aurey Zethmayr: I love you............. :-*
Calliope Melusine: I love you too :-*:-*:-*
Aurey Zethmayr: *Purrrrrrrsandnuzzles* .....:-*:-*:-*
(*Some time later....*)
Calliope Melusine: The Lithuanian came back... he lost his beer. :-|
Aurey Zethmayr: Umm......
Calliope Melusine: LOL
Aurey Zethmayr: Where did he lose it?
Calliope Melusine: He said he put it down in a corner somewhere.
Aurey Zethmayr: *laughing ass off*
Aurey Zethmayr: I...see....
Calliope Melusine: I know... poor guy :-))
Aurey Zethmayr: Sounds like he'd lose his head if it weren't screwed on.......
Aurey Zethmayr: ..better check that. :-|
Calliope Melusine: lol, quite true. :P
(*Some time later...*)
Calliope Melusine: Now he can't find the remote control to the TV...
Calliope Melusine: So, he's coming down to pick up the spare we keep down here...
Aurey Zethmayr: *facepalm*
Calliope Melusine: :))
Aurey Zethmayr: How do you survive......?
Calliope Melusine: I don't know at this point... :-|
Aurey Zethmayr: Well, there's humour, obviously.......
Aurey Zethmayr: :-|
(*brief pause*)
Calliope Melusine: Quite... I just had to hunt down the microwave they keep in back to warm up some hot pockets for him... he was so happy he tried to give me all three of the things. I finally got him to take one back. *facepalm...headdesk*
Aurey Zethmayr: *strokes hair soothingly* >:D<
Calliope Melusine: >:D< :-*
Aurey Zethmayr: ......:-*
Calliope Melusine: I think this past hour's conversation should be posted... We're obligated to share the funny.
Aurey Zethmayr: Yes, I think so....it must be told.....
Calliope Melusine: ... Did I mention our Lithuanian had also lost his hat between looking for his beer and coming down for the remote control...? :-|
Calliope Melusine: (*anticipates headless Lithuanian any minute now...*)
Aurey Zethmayr: Oh mercy..........*headdesk*
Calliope Melusine: :))
(*after being away from the computer for a while*)
Calliope Melusine: (Sorry love... just had a conversation with a drunken Lituanian staying here :-|)
Aurey Zethmayr: (Oookay.......)
Calliope Melusine: (The people from the bar came and made sure he got a room because he wouldn't be right to drive, and he was trying to flirt with me... He seems to have decided I'm Jewish. *trying to keep a strait face*)
Aurey Zethmayr: (It's your luscious raven locks, love..../:) )
Calliope Melusine: :P I guess.
Aurey Zethmayr: Well, and how did you manage the poor goy....? :-|
Calliope Melusine: *snickers* I was polite, and told him that I had no Jewish blood that I was aware of, at which point he decided I was ashamed of it and tried to tell me I shouldn't be, and then he said he loved me, and I said that was very nice, but you loved me more, and he asked if you were a Jew, and I said, "No, he's Polish" and he said never to trust Lithuanians or Poles, and I said "Well, that puts you out of the running, dosn't it?" and then the bar people took him to his room.
Aurey Zethmayr: Oy vey.
Aurey Zethmayr: :-|
Calliope Melusine: LOL Quite :P:-*
Aurey Zethmayr: ....... :-*
Aurey Zethmayr: Well, I might be a bit Jewish, you know...... :-|
Aurey Zethmayr: But I look it even less than you do. :P
Calliope Melusine: Possibly, but if I'd said that he'd just decide that I was really a Jew and lying about it. Which I wouldn't have a problem with aside from it not being true... Rather like when someone comes and says that you're a duck when you're not...
Aurey Zethmayr: I hate it when people say that.
Calliope Melusine: Exarctly :-|
Aurey Zethmayr: I love you............. :-*
Calliope Melusine: I love you too :-*:-*:-*
Aurey Zethmayr: *Purrrrrrrsandnuzzles* .....:-*:-*:-*
(*Some time later....*)
Calliope Melusine: The Lithuanian came back... he lost his beer. :-|
Aurey Zethmayr: Umm......
Calliope Melusine: LOL
Aurey Zethmayr: Where did he lose it?
Calliope Melusine: He said he put it down in a corner somewhere.
Aurey Zethmayr: *laughing ass off*
Aurey Zethmayr: I...see....
Calliope Melusine: I know... poor guy :-))
Aurey Zethmayr: Sounds like he'd lose his head if it weren't screwed on.......
Aurey Zethmayr: ..better check that. :-|
Calliope Melusine: lol, quite true. :P
(*Some time later...*)
Calliope Melusine: Now he can't find the remote control to the TV...
Calliope Melusine: So, he's coming down to pick up the spare we keep down here...
Aurey Zethmayr: *facepalm*
Calliope Melusine: :))
Aurey Zethmayr: How do you survive......?
Calliope Melusine: I don't know at this point... :-|
Aurey Zethmayr: Well, there's humour, obviously.......
Aurey Zethmayr: :-|
(*brief pause*)
Calliope Melusine: Quite... I just had to hunt down the microwave they keep in back to warm up some hot pockets for him... he was so happy he tried to give me all three of the things. I finally got him to take one back. *facepalm...headdesk*
Aurey Zethmayr: *strokes hair soothingly* >:D<
Calliope Melusine: >:D< :-*
Aurey Zethmayr: ......:-*
Calliope Melusine: I think this past hour's conversation should be posted... We're obligated to share the funny.
Aurey Zethmayr: Yes, I think so....it must be told.....
Calliope Melusine: ... Did I mention our Lithuanian had also lost his hat between looking for his beer and coming down for the remote control...? :-|
Calliope Melusine: (*anticipates headless Lithuanian any minute now...*)
Aurey Zethmayr: Oh mercy..........*headdesk*
Calliope Melusine: :))
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Date: 2007-03-20 03:47 am (UTC)Speaking of Judaism and Impairment...
HAHAHAHAHAHA *ohmigod*... hahahaha *can't... breathe...* heh.
They did'nt even take it further than a form,despite Special Officer Ed B.
Showing up, HAHA *they don't care for Nazis* It's mainly a religious police force out here.
Re: Speaking of Judaism and Impairment...
Date: 2007-03-22 08:32 am (UTC)Though a religious police force could be deserving as well, depending on who they pick on in the name of said religion... :-?