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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20):
You need more mayonnaise in your life. The omens suggest you should use it as a condiment with every meal, and even add it to smoothies and cocktails. To place yourself in maximum alignment with cosmic rhythms, make mayonnaise a part of your skin-care regimen, try it out as a brass polisher, and employ it to spice up your sex life. APRIL FOOL! You didn't seriously believe the planetary aspects are suggesting you should obsess on mayonnaise, did you? You do need a new spirit medicine, but it's not made from chicken eggs. Now here's your *real* horoscope, courtesy of philosopher Jonathan Zap: "Find your spirit medicine. And remember that what works for someone else, may not work for you (and vice-versa). Also what works for you when used consciously, sparingly, in just right the circumstances, might be disastrous as a habit."

Hmmmm, interesting... Well, anything, if taken to excess, could be deadly. But a new spirit medicine? *ponders* Well, that strikes out art, music, good food, martial arts, sleep, sex, and the company of others... Shoot, what's left that's fun after that?? :-/ Unless I'm supposed to find a new version of one of the old... For art, I've been thinking mask-making could be fun. Music, I've been meaning to explore more Jazz. Good food, I'm not sure, but I did have a dream today about living above a restaurant that did Greek and Thai food. :-| ... Martial Arts, I'm thinking that when I get back into it, I'd like to find a teacher/school who doesn't do tournament style. Sleep, I'm getting plenty, I think. Sex, yes please. And a little more company might not be a bad idear either.