Mwahahahahhahahahahahhahaaaaaa!

Third time's a charm, dammit!!!! (Don't ask.)

*ahem*

So, through the use of my Mother's computer this afternoon I'm finally able to make icons with text.  So here ya go darlings, my first batch. 

Comments and credit get kisses.
And you know bloody well not to hotlink.
Some artistic nudity.
And yes, I'm perfectly aware that Lon Chaney is likely spinning in his grave thanks to that first one...