Memeage, in an attempt to shake off the reclusive streak.

(I need this sign for my place of work.)

Say your last ex runs up to you and hugs you, what do you do?
Honestly, what I'd probably do is be startled, freeze, then hug back half-heartedly and ask how he'd been.

How do you pronounce your last name?
The K is silent.

When's the last time you cried?
Watching A.I. For some reason that movie makes me cry like a baby.

Do you want to fix things with anybody?
Heh. Define fix.

If you were to die today would your life be complete?
Life is never complete.

Is anything wrong with your eyes?
Well, I do have to wear specs...

Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
Not that I can think of, but it's a fairly common one.

Do you get annoyed when you see someone you don't like?
It would depend on what they were doing and where.

Do you have a best friend?
Yes, a couple in fact.

What are your plans for tomorrow?
Eat, sleep, and then play video games and watch movies at work.

Do you miss the way things used to be?
In some cases yes; in others no.

Do you like your hair?
Generally.

Are you a patient person?
Sometimes.

How are you currently feeling?
Sleepy, hungry and vaguely annoyed with myself.

Have you ever intentionally made someone jealous?
Given that I consider jealousy to be an illness, no, that's not my kind of thing.

Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?
Yes, as a matter of fact.

Tell me about the shirt you're wearing?
It's a fuzzy black bathrobe.

Are you currently frustrated with a boy/?girl?
I admit, occasionally.

When is the last time you were hugged?
The other day, by my little sis.

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?
Who can say?

Honestly, what color is your underwear or boxers?
Not wearing any at the moment.

Honestly, what's on your mind?
My laundry. Once it's in the dryer I can go to bed.

Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
Nope.

Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute?
Every minute.

Honestly, are you in denial?
It's quite possible.

Was your last relationship a mistake?
Yes and no.

Who did you last say "I love you" to?
My dad and little sis, as I left for work.

Do you regret it?
Nope.

Have you ever been depressed?
You could say that...

What is your relationship status?
Single.

Would you take any of your exes back?
No, I don't think I would. I never have, anyway.

Ever kissed somebody that name starts with an R?
Yes, as a matter of fact. ;-)

Do you text fast?
I do not text.

Do you miss anyone from your past?
None that are not also from my present.

Have you ever broken someone's heart?
I suspect so.

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Chaze.

Is this year the best year of your life?
No, I wouldn't say so, but it's not altogether a bad one, either.

Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Certainly, there is always a cause for each effect. Not always a good or just cause, but still... By the same token, I don't believe in destiny, if that's what you mean. If there were destiny, free will would be a sham. It seems to me that that would make life a little bit pointless...