AAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! :-D

Normal for us.

Little Sis--Help me think of an instrument.
Me--You mean a musical one...?
Little Sis--Yeah. It's for a profile for someone in a story I'm writing.
Me--What's the person like?
Little Sis--*annoyed* I don't know. She's a Russian girl named Eva
Me--Well, what kind of music does she like?
Little Sis--*more annoyed* I don't know!
Me--Then, I don't know what kind of instrument she'd play.
Little Sis--Just give me an instrument! Any instrument!
Me--Fine. Harmonica.
Little Sis--NO!
Me--*annoyed* Well, you said any instrument.
Little Sis--Just not that one.
Me--*sighs* Drums?
Little Sis--Already have drums.
Me--*grumble*
Little Sis--And guitar. I've got like five guitarists.
Me-- *growls* Okay... How about a bass guitar?
Little Sis--No.
Me--Okay, there ya go. She can be the only bassist.
Little Sis--But I have a bass player.
Me--?!?!?!? You just said you didn't.
Little Sis--Well, I didn't understand. They're two different things.
Me--*literally headdesk* Okay... Okay... Fine... Look, you must have some idea of what kind of a person she is and what kind of music she likes. She's your character.
Little Sis--I work on personality later!

*A tussle*

Little Sis--Hahaaa! You got slobber on you!
Me--*grumbles*... *grumbles*... *sighs* Okay... So, she's Russian.
Little Sis--Yes.
Me--Is she proud of being Russian?
Little Sis--*sighs* Sure. Why not?
Me--Okay. Then she can play the balalaika.
Little Sis--Spell it.
Me--*spells it fast*
Little Sis--B. A. L. A. ..Wha...???
Me--*spins in computer chair* B... A... L... Oh, I made myself dizzy...
Little Sis --Help! Spell. Help.
Me --*spells it*
Little Sis --*writing it down*... Now, what does it do?
Me --It's like a guitar. :-|
Little Sis --*grumbles*
Me --Y'know this should be shared... *goes to LJ.*
Little Sis --Well, I think it's five... How many guitarists do I have anyway... *rustles through papers* Ah. Two... No, no! One! I counted that twice... No, No! Two.. Two.. *shuffles more* ... Three! That's close to five! And if you wanna count the shamisen and the bass player....*