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Have you ever worn shoes without socks?
One summer, when I was young, but I quickly learned the folly of my ways. Now, only when I'm wearing sandals.

Who do you want to be nominated as President of U.S. (e.g. Pitbull, John Mayer, Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears)?
Steven Colbert, of course. Or Vorvadoss, The Flaming One, Lord of the Universal Spaces, The Troubler of the Sands, Who Waiteth in the Outer Dark. (Why should Cthulhu have all the fun?)

How many water bottles do you consume a week?
Oh, I don't eat plastic...

Are you currently in debt?
Nope.

Do you paint your toe nails?
I haven't done that in years, though I recently did paint my little sister's for her. (Purple)

What kind of cheese do you like?
I'm particularly fond of brie, and goat cheese.

Plain chocolate or stuffed with caramel or cherry?
Cherry sounds good, right about now...

What is your purpose in life?
To enjoy it. Also to do creative things, some destructive things, and learn. Like everyone.

Do any of your siblings look like your twin?
No, but we do sometimes act like twins. We do have our own language, after a fashion, which would utterly confuse anyone listening on the outside.

Have you ever donated your hair?
No, but I've been considering getting a bit more chopped off than I ever have before. If I do, I probably will, then.

What kind of lotion is your favorite?
It varies, but so long as it smells yummy, I'm happy.

How often do you pick up the newspaper to read?
If you mean the intarwebs, every day.

How many stripes does the flag have?
13

Who made the original 13 starred flag of the U.S.?
The legend says Betsy Ross, but this is a fallacy.

Have you ever heard a song by Pink Floyd?
Quite a few. I like Another Brick in The Wall, and Learning to Fly.

How many blogs do you have?
Five, I think, though I use this one more than any of the others.

What's your dream car?
No specific one, but I do have a soft spot vintage cars from the 20's and 30's.

Ninjas, Pirates, Thieves, or Politicians?
Here lately, I'm leaning toward ninjas... :-?

Have you ever wanted to have a hook for a hand?
Not really, no.

Do you think you'll ever have a six pack?
I doubt it. Six pacs are for people with too much time on their hands. Besides, I prefer a toned look over chiseled.

Have you ever counted the number of stairs you've climbed, if so what was the number?
I tend to, but I don't remember specific numbers. It's just something that kind of happens in the back of my head.

Ever played jacks?
No, but I did have a set, when I was little.

Do you think red lipstick is hot?
If the person wearing has the complexion for it, or, alternatively, is a Geisha.

Have you ever named a part of your body?
My left pinky finger is named Chloe. :-|

What's the longest word you can remember right now?
Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Have you ever said "fine and dandy"?
I don't remember any specific instances, but knowing me, it's almost guaranteed.

What smiley face do you most often use?
/:-)

Your ex is on the side of the road on fire. What do you do?
Wonder who he pissed off, then push him into the nearby ditch. (Not the most dignified thing, but they're all still filled with water from the flooding, so it's be the quickest way to put 'im out.)

Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
"Is this a good thing, or a bad thing?"

When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
In honesty, the other day, riding to work. Mom gets these really intense bouts of pointless animosity toward the world in general. Seriously, there's enough negativity in the world--who cares if someone passes you on the interstate? That's what the left lane's for. Definitely no good reason to start flipping people off and yelling obscenities out the window. Or at home, if some kids are playing in the middle of the day in an adjacent yard and it happens to be loud enough for her to hear it through the open windows, she thinks they're doing it specifically to bother her. I wish I could be more sympathetic, but after a year and a half of living with it and her refusing to admit that she might need some counceling, it just really deeply frustrates me. The sooner things are ready for me to move out, the happier I'll be.

What are you craving right now?
Thai sounds good.

What is the best ice cream flavour ever.
Haagen-daas (or however it's spelled): Caramelized-Pear-and-Toasted-Pecan.

What was the last thing you cried about?
Missing a friend.

Have you ever had a garage sale?
I wouldn't know how much to charge for the garage.

What was the last alcoholic beverage you had?
Pomegranate beer. I usually really dislike beer, but that wasn't bad.

Are you happy right now?
Relatively. I've been better, but I've also been worse.

Who came over last?
Joel came to see me at work, last week. :-)

Do you miss anybody right now?
Yes, in point of fact.

Dark or light jeans?
Dark.

What was the last movie you watched at home?
A Midsummer Night's Dream. (The one with Kevin Cline. Good movie, overall, but I thought Michelle Pfeiffer's Titania was a bit disappointing. Normally, I like her work.)

What is in your pocket?
I have none at the moment.

What are you going to do after this?
Possibly watch some Paranoia Agent on YouTube.

What is your favorite dessert?
Tiramisu

Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
If I remember right, I was named after some long-dead great great aunt or somesuch.

Is someone plotting your demise?
Maybe. But I must warn them that they cannot escape my cunning use of black magic markers. :-P

Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
My late maternal grandmother mistook me for my mother, once. But then, she had Alzheimer's.

Does someone like you right now?
I think a little. /:-)

Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
Not presently, but I know a couple of people who have been in times past.

Do you like the color green?
Quite a bit, actually.

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Maybe. If they're reading this, they can't really help it, can they? ;-P

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 Yep, you heard me.

I suspect it may be meant as satirical commentary on the porn industry in general.  Pity I don't know French. :-|