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TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
See above.

Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
The house I'm currently in: 1, nothing fancy but it gets the job done.

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Lefty, though I can't honestly say I'm in my right mind... ;-P It's a good kind of crazy, though.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Part of a hook from an X-mas ornament, which was lodged in my right heel, all the way in. It hurt a bit. :-|

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
I honestly can't remember.

Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Yes. In elementary school, was knocked off the top of a jungle gym and onto concrete by an idiot. Sustained a black eye, a fat lip and a bloody nose. Was unconscious for a few seconds.

BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
I don't really think that kind of thing is planned, but if it actually is, yes. If it actually is planned, I could do all of the stupid things I've wanted to do but been too afraid to try for fear of going and getting myself killed, like parachuting and hang gliding and planning that train robbery...

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
That would be telling.

Q. What colors do you think looks best on you?
Hmmm, black, dark greens, blues, reds and purples.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
*snickers* I suppose you could put it that way...

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Given that I'd do so for the simple pleasure of it, sure.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Hmmm, no, I don't think so. I like my various appendages.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000
I'd consider it.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Hmmm, it'd depend on whether I had any control... if it was something with some artistic value, certainly. If it was just something crude and raunchy, no.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
All at once? And do I get a chaser?

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
It'd depend on whether I got to decide who it was.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Lint

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good film?
No, I don't really think so. There are a couple of scenes I laughed at, but overall, didn't care for it.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Well, in the old barn, there's carpet. In the new house they're building to replace the old barn, there's wood. In this house, there's a combination of carpet and linoleum. None of them are, in fact, mine.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand. Sitting always feels really weird in the shower...

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None, actually. I did get a nice pair of sandals the other day, though.

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who called you?
my cousin Raney.

Q: Person you hugged?
My mother.

FAVOURITOLOGY
Q: Number?
13

Q: Season?
Autumn and Spring

Q: Colour?
Purple.

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Yes.

Q: Mood?
A bit silly.

Q: Listening to?
My cousin Raney talking.

Q: Watching?
Myself type.

Q: Worrying about?
Trying not to.

Q: Wearing?
Black bathrobe and slippers that look like clawed black monster feet. (It's my day off.)

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
Bed. :-P

Q: What can you not wait to do?
Move in with Jay and Ali.

Q: Do you smile often?
Fairly often.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
Offline, I tend to be a bit shy and or aloof until I get to know a person. Online, I'm a bit more gregarious.