HA!

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20):
Bending the rules of the game? Blowing off the expectations of the pack? Circumventing the conventions of the way it's always been done? Good work, Pisces. But why stop there? How about if you invoke an outrageous spiritual truth so you can suspend a humdrum old law of nature or two? After all, lyrical transgression is your specialty these days. It's one of those rare times when your "sins" are likely to be so sublimely necessary that they will generate no bad karma. Halloween costume suggestion: Blend a deity with a superhero, like Buddha and Spiderman, or the goddess Athena and Storm from X-Men, or Jesus and Neo from *The Matrix.*

*headdesk* LOL....!!!
I'm not going to say why this is so bloody funny... I'm just... not going to... Good to know the cosmos seems to be on my side for long term goals, though...