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Your Score: Vampira!
Our test has determined that you possess
32% Hellbentness, 50% Sanguinity, and 55% Creeps!
Well done!
Beautiful, creepy, and bloodthirsty, your Proto-Goth Icon is Vampira, the world's first TV horror host! Vampira
was played by Maila Nurmi, the Finnish performer beneath the famous
black wig and nails. Her iconic gothic style, sardonic wit and
eye-popping hourglass figure made her the macabre fantasy of guys and
ghouls across the globe, despite appearing on a show that was only
broadcast in the Los Angeles area. Every week the voluptuous vamp would
emerge from dry-ice studio fog to the sound of creepy organ music. She
would unleash a bloodcurdling scream and utter puns in an exotic,
sexual, Marlene Dietrich-like drawl - "I am... Vampira! I hope you all
had the good fortune to have had a terrible week!"
| Link: The what Proto-Goth Icon are you? Test written by anastasia_x on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test |
Ed Wood eat your heart out...
