*laughs loud and long*

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20):
Summing up his ongoing attempts to understand the truth about reality, *San Francisco Chronicle* columnist Jon Carroll wrote, "I am grasping one hair at the end of the tail of a very large tiger, whose exact nature and intentions are not known to me, nor will they ever be. I can only hope to describe a few things about the hair. And I could be wrong." While this is in general an apt description of the quest most of us are on, I think it's overly modest in light of your current astrological omens. For the foreseeable future, Pisces, I bet you'll have the tiger's entire tail in your clutches, and your ability to extrapolate from it to surmise the nature of the whole tiger will be extraordinary.

*Clears throat*... I'm, erm... actually quite intimate with the tiger... :-|

*breaks down in giggles*

Okay, in all seriousness, I look forward to knowing that tiger better.  I've been studying it for a while... :-?